banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that

I… becamed a vampire.

Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing

1. Suck blood

2. Dark teleport

3. Mist form

4. Unholy flame grapple hook

bull fucking shit.

tumblr would never flag osama bin laden tattoo gibby.

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

😭😭😭😭

the ai:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people

whenever my program freezes